I got chris browned last night
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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