Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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