If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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