We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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