Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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