If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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