i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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