Say something about gay babies.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Randomize
