You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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