My hand turned me down
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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