he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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