he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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