If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
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I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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