I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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