how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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