Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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