And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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