were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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