is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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