That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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