from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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