Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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