at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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