dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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