i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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