Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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