Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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