sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
it's like heaven, but drunker
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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