This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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