Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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