champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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