Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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