I look better un-naked...
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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