Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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