i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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