next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
