My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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