help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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