the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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