goodnight i made you a song goodbye
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
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after a month anything with tits is on the radar
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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