I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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