It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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