That's intense
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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