Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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