I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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