You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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