Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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