apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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