i just made my gag reflex go away.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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