All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
We left an ass print on the piano.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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