so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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