Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
You're earring is so big in my mouth
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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