I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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