Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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