They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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